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Resurrected1 : Ariela -Quantum Leaper
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The Enlightened One
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Obi
Maker & Doer.
Siona : Synchronicity Coordinator
Synchronicity Coordinator
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dreamer
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adventurer
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PhilosophersNotes.com
Jordan : LightWriter
LightWriter
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Being Human
me : Enriching Spirit
me
Enriching Spirit
Aeon : Wizard
Wizard
Fedora : Coffee Shop Mystic
Coffee Shop Mystic
flex22 : Mystic
Mystic
The Ideological, Earth-loving, Awe-inspired Explorer of Science, Reasoning, Ethics, and Other Nobile Pursuits
Mila : the unquiet one
the unquiet one
Don John : Beyond His Years - Behind The Curve
Beyond His Years - Behind The Curve
Shawn : Integral Creative Loafer
Integral Creative Loafer
Chris : Person
Person
 Julie Bird : Peer Elder
Peer Elder
doctsect : Ticklish Love Energy Always!
Ticklish Love Energy Always!
adam : revolution
revolution
Trikaya : Yogini Luv Infuser CEO Trikaya Yoga
Yogini Luv Infuser CEO Trikaya Yoga
traveller : Consciousness Explorer
Consciousness Explorer
Joanngelic : Midwife of Spirit
Midwife of Spirit
SethD8 : Potentiality Engineer
Potentiality Engineer
jonny bardo : imagicosmologist
imagicosmologist
Zack : WIsdom Seeker
WIsdom Seeker
enfini elle : Divine Mathematician
Divine Mathematician
Andrew : Fruit Runner
Fruit Runner
Court : Blissfully Confused
Blissfully Confused
atinyspeckofdust : quantum mechanic
quantum mechanic
Deborah : BlueIris
BlueIris
Joan : Integration Orchestrator
Integration Orchestrator
Light Speaker
cafelina : human
human
Pusanjebbie : Moral Compass
Moral Compass
RainStorm : Warrior of Blue Translucent Light
Warrior of Blue Translucent Light
kaitlin : naturally trippy
naturally trippy
Rebecca : Peacemaker
Peacemaker
Squonk : Mettle Muse
Mettle Muse
Kiela : Dreamweaver
Dreamweaver
Sarah : Insightful Writer
Insightful Writer
Chris : Jacko Go Go
Jacko Go Go
John : Interchange Founder
Interchange Founder
Gwen : Expatriette
Expatriette
Shogun
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metashifter
Life in the Grey World : Curious Wanderer
Curious Wanderer
Curtis : In Awe of the Journey
In Awe of the Journey
Jeffrey : selective control
selective control
Aine : Guerilla Optimist
Guerilla Optimist
Iolanthe : Spiritwalker
Spiritwalker
Valerie : Buddaful Creator
Buddaful Creator
I'm still thinking of a good title
peacemaker
deb : Co-Creator of Inspiration
deb
Co-Creator of Inspiration
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Egalitarian
Andreas : Unstoppable Enthusiast
Unstoppable Enthusiast
Janae : Fashionista
Fashionista
Visional Builder
b3 : Pioneer
b3
Pioneer
~Mark~ : Searching for the Answer
Searching for the Answer
capricornluv : Supporter
Supporter
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Aeclectic Quanta
MusicofmyMind : Singer of Songs
Singer of Songs
Macsen : Human-Being
Human-Being
Rae
Chasing Truth...
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Medicine GreyEagle Wolf
Ruth : Psychonaut
Psychonaut
Miss Cristy : Lost Soul
Lost Soul
Paul : Energy Dood
Energy Dood
phong : Yellow Electric Star
Yellow Electric Star
Rainbow Polka Dots : Visionary Artist and Light Worker
Visionary Artist and Light Worker
Nushka : Troublemaker
Troublemaker
 
flex22 : Mystic
2 days later
flex22 said

Oh yes! YES!!!

Obi : Maker & Doer.
3 days later
Obi said

I can dig it, in fact, I’ll start us off…………..

…………

….

YES!!!!

MsCapriKell : Essential Wellness Consultant
5 days later
MsCapriKell said

{giggles}

Shawn : Integral Creative Loafer
7 days later
Shawn said

Looks like I picked a bad decade to give up smoking.

Tru : Visionaire
10 days later
Tru said

This would be almost frightening to see come. About.

Macsen : Human-Being
about 1 month later
Macsen said

Who’s gonna clean up the mess?
No, really, this is what the world needs, if it needs anything. I’m not sure it can be planned though, then there would just be fakers and it would turn into the same old shiite.

Mu : reflexive contrarian
3 months later
Mu said

The final goal of Vajrayana Buddhism is to make love to the entire world.

 Om Shri Vajra He He Ru Ru Kam Hum Hum Phat Dakini Dzala Shambharam Soha

 May everyone experience the happiness of humans and gods and quickly attain Enlightenment so that Samsara is finally extinguished.

greentea31 : Happy Dude
5 months later
greentea31 said

How about multiple world orgasms?

~Mark~ : Searching for the Answer
6 months later
~Mark~ said

Who could turn away from this idea?  Not I!

Max : Ooma-para-suma-gahteh-latoo
6 months later
Max said

You might want to google “Orgasm Reflex” to learn what the discoverer Wilhelm Reich meant by it - and it's not just a sexual release but a full-body energy discharge usually triggered by breathwork. Next time a friendly dog humps your leg, note the pelvic spasms. That's the orgasm reflex. Nice thing about it is that you can surf on the feeling all day long. Of course Reich was jailed by the U.S. Gov. for medical quackery and died in prison.

capricornluv : Supporter
7 months later
capricornluv said

I luv this idea….

Squonk : Mettle Muse
10 months later
Squonk said

Everybody together now … Friday, December 22, 2006
Let’s all try it and see what happens.

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

The Event

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone
you know.

WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd,
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

Charge! : EveryWorld Lover of All One of Us
about 1 year later
Charge! said


Rats, and I missed it!  I was busy singing!  When are we gonna do it again?!?!  How 'bout NOW!  Or NOW!!?  Or…..NOW!

Nanny1 : Grandmother of Love
about 1 year later
Nanny1 said

It is my recollection that I joined in, perhaps by way of habit, not awareness or anything globally intended.  However, I would have, had I known, tried to extend it into a weekend…just because…I like it.

Zuhri : Peace & Bliss
about 1 year later
Zuhri said

Global Orgasm should be done more often and in Multiples. Coz in that moment,the world would have a moment of Peace & Bliss.  In that moment  battles would stop, guns stop firing, grenades stop exploding.

In that moment there will be a Nice kind of Explosion. The kind people would enjoy. Peace & Bliss Y'all

Don John : Beyond His Years - Behind The Curve
about 1 year later
Don John said

Heck Yes!

  But hey!
  
      No faking!

Z : in awe
about 1 year later
Z said

So its over.  What were the results of last Christmas' global O ?
And when is the next one scheduled for?

Medea  : Shapeshifter
about 1 year later
Medea said

ooh! how about every time there is a full moon? thas much better than once a year.
sorry I missed it! and only by a few hours too.

over 2 years later
Stephen said

YES! I think I was participating, though unaware (ostensibly) of the global context… lovely idea.
Next GlobalOrgasm time, I'll be(d) more aware!
:)peace

Dryad : Coming Home
over 2 years later
Dryad said

Utterly fascinating. I’m new to the “cloud” as a way of reporting statistics. This one is amazing - GLOBAL ORGASM standing out there in such BIG words - bigger than “Change the World.” It seems we, technically, missed it. Or did we? Can you swear that you were NOT having an orgasm sometime on the Winter Solstice 2006? I can’t. What happened to me just now was that a poem crawled up my spine and into my head. I had to write it down. I didn’t have to post it and inflict it on others, but I’m going to. After all, it is April Fool’s Day and I haven’t done a single obnoxious thing - yet. Here it is folks … Mother Nature has a great idea …



    MOTHER NATURE’S  DIVINE INSPIRATION


Kick off creation with a Huge, Sweet ZING!
Wasn’t that the original reason for the thing?
Mother Nature said, “We’re going to make something new”
And  we’re going to do it with a little trick or two …

With a Huge, Sweet Zing, we’re going to kick off Creation
We’re going to do it smart with divine imagination
This orgasm thing is a brilliant inspiration
A neat, sweet, treat towards procreation
We’ll begin with flirtation, a little gyration
throw some animation into the celebration
From fascination right into infatuation
Anticipation will conquer hesitation
Some magnetic vibration, a growing sweet sensation …
Soon desperation becomes the motivation
then Manifestation of collaboration!
That hot, sweet hydration, exploding in elation!
And the world is whirled into sublime levitation!

Here’s where Mother Nature gets a standing Ovulation
For fertilization and then inpregnation
Next comes Gestation,  formation of cohabitation
Relation … lactation … and brand new generation
“Whoosh!” says Mother Nature, let’s have a celebration
My nifty little trick has created “Population!”

Every motivation needs a compensation
For this one Mother N. deserves Congratulation
If every act of creation had such divine fascination
think of all we could do with this kind of  inspiration!
If people got it off on kind consideration
On harmonization and true cooperation
The entire population of every single nation
Each organization and each denomination;
Perhaps we’d kiss goodbye unfair discrimination
Desperation, isolation, human devaluation;
Maybe even starvation and war’s annihilation.

If we got the Big “O” from Conservation
We might just see some stupendous transformation
Every big foundation and oily corporation
Would all  become concerned with vegetation reparation
Conservation would no longer be a low consideration
The good of the earth  would become their obligation
Reforestation would become their new fixation
Stopping global warming would be their dedication,
If they had the expectation of that whoope motivation.

If Congress could cum together with cooperation,
They might turn out to be a fit organization.
They might spend money on things like education.
The next generation might make graduation,
As well as learning how to think and use imagination
Creation, dedication, inspiration, motivation
Possibly together we could evade termination
Perhaps our glowing globe could escape annihilation
The next generation might hold the world’s salvation
If suddenly all the “me’s” had this mighty motivation …

Mother Nature said with sudden realization
“That’s exactly your problem, and here’s your explanation,
The reason for your present desperation situation
Is here in your last sentence - that tiny combination
The “M” and the “E” , in exactly that formation

Far too many of my worlds population
Think themselves the center of all creation
They forget about the “we” and about cooperation
They don’t give a damn about the next generation
Each one finds in “me” such fantastic fascination
Each one for his “me” has such sublime infatuation
So much admiration, adulation, adoration …”

Mother Nature’s brow furrowed in concentration
How to create another application
With a similar fascination to increase motivation?
One that would appeal to this self-centered population …
Who only cared about their own expectation …
Their own compensation, their own sensation …

Mother Nature laughed at her own imagination
“This may not work, but it’s worth examination
A whole new concept … we’ll call it masturbation …”


©Edwina Peterson Cross


* I do not believe that masturbation is selfish in anyway, but really, given the rhyme … I couldn't help myself. (Uh hu, that's what they ALL say.)

Jafra : dreamer
over 2 years later
Jafra said

we have to start the right process by desining the Globa-Brain-Application sees … the most powerful kick of our cocreative consciousness, which will bring the most huge spiral dynamic in human age ever ..

Nowhawk : explorer
over 2 years later
Nowhawk said

;)

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