Alliance (noun)
In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply in each others pockets that neither can seperately plunder a third.
POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Corrupt, adj.: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.
Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
There's nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know.
