The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
Quotes by Austin O'Malley
Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.
If you keep your mouth shut, you will never put your foot in it.
Many a man wins glory for prudence by seeking advice, then seeking advice as to what advice would be best to take, and finally following appetite.
It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Truth lives in the cellar; error on the doorstep.
An Englishman thinks, seated; a Frenchman, standing; an American, pacing; an Irishman, afterward.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

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