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Quotes by Bill Maher

"Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance"

Bill Maher
 
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...Just Keeping the Shit to Shoe level...

Bill Maher
Source: Real Time with Bill Maher
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.

Bill Maher
Source: Real Time with Bill Maher
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Just saying you're patriotic is like saying you have a big cock. If you have to say it, chances are it's probably not true.

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They've mapped the entire human genome.  But the bad news is that the audio version will be narrated by William Shatner.

Bill Maher
 
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

Bill Maher
Source: Politically Incorrect
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Bill Maher
Source: Politically Incorrect, 1995
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Bill Maher
Source: Politically Incorrect, 1995
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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

Bill Maher
Source: Politically Incorrect, 1993
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