Quotes by George Burns

"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."

Age to me means nothing.  I can't get old; I'm working.  I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work.  As long as you're working you stay young.  Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous.  When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.