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Quotes by Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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I find television very educational -- everytime someone turns it on, I go in the other room to read a book.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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Room service? Send up a larger room.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx : American comedian & entertainer
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
 
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