Quotes by Helen Rowland

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Some widowers are bereaved; others relieved.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.