Quotes by Jack Nicholson

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.

No issue is more compelling than the air we breathe, be it hot or cold, be it hawk or human.

Take caution in your tone, commander. I'm a fair man, but this -- heat is making me absolutely crazy.

Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You!?

I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Tell me something, my friend. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier some place else.

This town needs an enema!