Quotes by Lily Tomlin

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

For fast acting relief, try slowing down.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying-but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?