I have been through some terrible things in my life--some of which actually happened.
Quotes by Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living, the world owes you nothing, it was here first
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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