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Quotes by Matt Groening

Homer [giving fatherly advice to Bart on the topic of fighting]: "First, you have to shriek like a woman. Then, when he turns his head in disgust, it's time to kick some back! And after you do that, step on his neck, and run like hell."

Matt Groening
Source: "The Simpsons" by Matt Groening
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

Matt Groening
 
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