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Homer [giving fatherly advice to Bart on the topic of fighting]: "First, you have to shriek like a woman. Then, when he turns his head in disgust, it's time to kick some back! And after you do that, step on his neck, and run like hell."
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
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