Quotes by Nora Ephron

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.

Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.

The major concrete achievement of the women's movement of the 1970's was the Dutch treat.

That is the truest sign of insanity - insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they arecrazy.