I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
The major concrete achievement of the women's movement of the 1970's was the Dutch treat.
That is the truest sign of insanity - insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they arecrazy.
