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Children aren`t happy without something to ignore, and that`s what parents were created for.
Progress may have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
