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Quotes by Ogden Nash

Children aren`t happy without something to ignore, and that`s what parents were created for.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
 
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Progress may have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
Source: Unknown
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
 
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Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
 
More quotes about: force, happiness, marriage, meetings
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
 
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
 
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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
Source: Song of the Open Road, 1933
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Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
 
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Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
 
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Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.

Ogden Nash : American humorous poet
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
Source: Everyone but Thee and Me, 1962, Is There an Oculist in the House?
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