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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
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