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Quotes by Rita Rudner

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner
 
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner
 
Contributed by: Jordan. More quotes added by Jordan from all sources
More quotes about: cynicism, humor, wealth
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner
 
More quotes about: humanity, people, respect
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

Rita Rudner
 
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner
 
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Rita Rudner
 
More quotes about: age, day, husbands, worth
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Rita Rudner
 
More quotes about: motherhood
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner
 
More quotes about: life, love, rest
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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Rita Rudner
Source: see John Wayne
More quotes about: cooking, danger, men
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