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Quotes by Robert Charles Benchley

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.

Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
 
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All that a spectator gets out of the game is fresh air, the comical articles in his program, the sight of twenty-two young men rushing about in mysterious formations, and whatever he brought in his flask.

Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
 
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
 
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
 
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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
 
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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Source: Benchley—or Else!
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Most of the arguments to which I am a party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Source: Benchley—or Else!
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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

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I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.

Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
 
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I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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