Quotes by Sextus Afranius Burrus

The Towels spin within the Dryer
Relinquishing some heavenly purple fluffy Lint
Beneath the Car spins the Tire
And of Kim Chi, I drink a Pint

The Refrigerator tells me
Warns me of coming Doom
The Pistachios excrete their Heavenly Pee
And I say
Parthonanona Megatrona
Awkwardly Bones Together
The Horned Old Tribe of Newer Egyptitian Simplistic Sadists

Old Men are Trouble
Trouble I warn you
but hawt trouble nonetheless
AMEN.

Hot men have bigger muffins. Less hot men have smaller muffins. Muffins are good for the body, the soul, and eating while you have cramps after making your fifth child. Metamorphosis, my children. That's what I'm talking about when I say poetic penis, oh shiz buttons.

With me all is well -Ego me bene habeo