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Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
On seeing a former lover for the first time in years: I thought I told you to wait in the car.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
