Quotes by Wilson Mizner

A good listener is not only popular everywhere,
but after a while he gets to know something.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.