Quotes by Anonymous

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body - but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘WOW, what a ride!' "

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

Profanity is the one language that all programmers understand.

I don't rent space to anyone in my head.  - Anonymous man on Candid Camera, answering Allen Funt's question about why he had not gotten upset

I can love anyone for ten minutes, and so can you.

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming GARDENERS who make our SOULS BLOSSOM.

The past is history, the future a mystery, but the present is a gift, which is why it's called the present.

When we're told a person needs a good talking to, it usually means they need a good listening to.