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Quotes by Roald Dahl

If you are old and have the shakes,
If all your bones are full of aches,
If you can hardly walk at all,
If living drives you up the wall,
If you're a grump and full of spite,
If you're a human parasite,
THEN WHAT YOU NEED IS WONKA-VITE!

Roald Dahl
Source: Vile Verses, Page: 20 (Willy Wonka's Wonka-Vite)
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