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Don't save your enormous creativity for "something better." Give it to this.
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him. Explain.
Imagine that the whole world belongs to you. The birch trees in New Hampshire's White Mountains are yours, and so are the cirrus clouds in the western sky at dusk and the black sand on the beaches of Hawaii's big island. You own everything, my dear sovereign - the paintings in all the museums of the world, as well as the internet and the wild horses and the roads.
Please take good care of it all, OK? Be an enlightened monarch who treats your domain with reverent responsibility. And make sure you also enjoy the full measure of fun that comes with such mastery. Glide through life as if all of creation is yearning to honor and entertain you.
Proclaim the only truth you can be totally sure of: "I don't know."
BLASPHEMOUS REVERENCE. Acting on the knowledge that the most efficacious form or devotion to the Divine Wow is tinctured with playful or mischievous behavior that prevents the buildup of fanaticism.
BIBLIOBLISS. Transported into states of transcendent pleasure while immersed in reading a favorite book.
AUTONOMOUS NURTURING. Not waiting for someone to give you what you can give yourself.
I me wed.
I will never again cast a curse on myself.
You are a fucking lucky plucky good-sucking genius.
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