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Quotes about California

Charlie Miller lived on a big cattle ranch in California. He liked the cattle, and he liked the cowboys. But best of all he liked the horses.

Henry Larom
Contributed by: Charles Stover. More quotes added by Charles from this | all sources
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I decided to leave and go to California, so I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch, and I headed for the highway and began hitching. Within three minutes I got picked up by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand-new cars. I climbed up the side of the cab and opened the door. The guy said, "I don't have much room up here. Why don't you get into one of the cars out back?" So I did. And he was really into picking people up, because he picked up 19 more. We all had our own cars. Then he went 90 miles per hour and we all got speeding tickets.

Steven Wright : Canadian comedian
Steven Wright (1955 - )
Source: Audio recording transcript at http://gdl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0296.html
Contributed by: Matt. More quotes added by CajunGypsy from all sources
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