A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Quotes about Idiot
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

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