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Women twist around everything you say, to test you.  They argue with you just to see how much you will fight back. But every women has a method to her maddness and  always get what they want.  Eventually you will be thanking her, but you will never understand why.

Tina : girl_who_never_forgets
Christina Pagliarulo
 
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You don't always need what you want, and you don't always want what you need.

Tina : girl_who_never_forgets
Christina Pagliarulo
 
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Women twist around everything you say, to test you.  They argue with you just to see how much you will fight back. But every women has a method to her maddness and  always get what they want.  Eventually you will be thanking her, but you will never understand why.

Tina : girl_who_never_forgets
Christina Pagliarulo
 
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The best part about falling, is that while your down there you can take a little nap. 

Tina : girl_who_never_forgets
Christina Pagliarulo
 
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I tried walking a mile in someone else's shoes, they were too small and it really hurt!

Tina : girl_who_never_forgets
Christina Pagliarulo
 
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I hope life isn’t a big joke,
because I don’t get it.

Jack Handey
 
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)
 
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What happens if you give a politician Viagra? He grows taller!

unknown : Gaia Explorer
unknown
Source: The dukes of Hazzard
Contributed by: Rev. Solomon N. Seagal. More quotes added by White Rose from all sources
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Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers."

Ken Wilber : Pandit
Ken Wilber
Source: One Taste
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