Quotes about Joke

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

You don't always need what you want, and you don't always want what you need.

I hope life isn’t a big joke,
because I don’t get it.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers."

Some people suffer in silence louder than others.

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.

Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.

The gods, too, are fond of a joke.