I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.